thank you area 51 engineer
who wanted me to escape via secret military route


why? no idea
lol

u think theres no earth there bro?
ofc he was
he even yelled at me
and gave me details
lol
NOBODY KNOWS IT
well
you do
lol

some high ups seem to really really scratch their heads now
like what
the
fuck
better give him more ice cream
lol