2-spiritus sanctus
i walk around dressed like moses with a brown gown and fake beard but
i walk on air
and easily heal incurable diseases like its nothing while acting like its a joke

only talk like a holy saint
thou shalt not
etc
BE GONE

i walk around dressed like santa
with a pillow to make myself fat
and give gifts to small children
but theyre alien gadgets
elven lembas
and insanely valuable cobold coins
n parents r like what the fuck?

perform next to a pantomyme
but actually change reality
like pushing a block of reality away
while walking on air of course

just turn everything into absurdity
turn water into dr pepper
give people these lil breads or so like at church but they give you super powers perfect skin or something lol

slightly off topic
a criminal is stabbing a woman to death with a knife
i come
make her immortal
and we stab a bit more
can i? try? stab stab
hmmm
doesnt work
is this a real knife?
then slightly cut the criminal
AAAAAAAH WTF MAN NO
and he faints because he cant see blood
but then i have enough
quickly make the wound disappear
and just walk away

ofc i have these powers
telekinesis is real i see it daily
who shits crescent half moons
and hiragana

even laughing
it charges energy
i dont even feel it anymore
ive left reality for quite some time now lol
ofc ive ascended lol